Some deep thoughts!

1 - Calories are little animals living inside our closets, which come out during the night and shrink our clothes…

2 - Love is like the flu. It hits you without notice and before you know it you end up in bed.......

3 - Anyone who always tells the truth is a big liar

4 - Our lack of cooperation is mutual

5 - If everything goes perfectly, something’s wrong

6 - I’m an atheist, thank God.

7 - Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?

8 - If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

9 - Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?

10 - Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster?

11 - Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad atyou, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out thewindow?

12 - If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made fromvegetables,then what is baby oil made from?

13 - Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They'reboth dogs!

14 - The face of a child can say it all, especially the mouth part of the face.

15 - Os problemas do nosso país são essencialmente agrícolas: excesso de nabos, falta de tomates e muito grelo abandonado. (É em Portugues e não tem grande nível mas é muito boa)