Tuesday, February 26, 2008

Things a Man Should Never Do in the Company of a Woman!!!

The editors of Marie Claire advise against bad tips, blow-drying, and cleaning your gun. I'll take their word for it, and i choose some of them, and i add "Things a Man Should Never Do in the Company of a Woman - whom he wants to impress" ;)

1 - Reveal how much your car cost.

2 - Polish high school trophies (which you still have displayed).

3 - Refer to your mother as your best friend.

4 - Blow-dry your hair.

5 - Celebrity impressions.

6 - Forget to carry cash. (IMPORTANT FOR MAN AND WOMEN)

7 - Flip it, flop it, swing it around, tug on it, adjust it, scratch it, or do anything that will remind us that it's just a goofy appendage and not a mystical source of pleasure and satisfaction. (VERY IMPORTANT)

8 - Use the words bitch, slut, tramp, or whore, unless referring to another man. (IMPORTANT)

9 - Tell us you're going to kiss us. (Just get on with it! ;)

10 - Clean your gun.

11 - Say : You're not one of those feminists, are you?

1 comment:

A. said...

:-D i just loved these! :-D