How to get rid of a pain in the ass on a plane

If sitting next to you on plane there is one of those annying people, just follow the following instructions
1. Silently and calmly, open your laptop
2. Start the system
3. Make sure the idiot is staring at your screen
4. Close your eyes and lean your head back as if looking at the sky, saying some arab soundnig gibberish.
5. Then, clixk the link:

http://www.thecleverest.com/countdown.swf

Now you just need to call the steward and ask to collect tehe idiot with an heart attack.

100% garanteed success, so far.

Have a nice trip! ;)